Person: Tells their traumatic life story with a moral

Redditor:

Me: can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: you should've gone during break.

The bathroom during break:

Hey guys its ya boi Scrappy Traptron

Come out and play!

BRO IT'S HIM IT'S THE GUY FROM THE MATH PROBLEMS

70's bonnie

...

There is no meme. Give me your unlicensed merchandise.

Beloved entertainment venue rises from the dead, boasting new name: "Dator's Rock 'n' Rave"!

(circa. July, 1991)

*High pitched screeching*