The delivery driver watching me cut off the tip of my penis so that I can give it to him (He wanted a tip)

What kind of stuff bro sends me at 3 AM:

Oh come on youtube

A weird noise happened in my attic today

idk

Video tape akert

So real

Gamejolters when you tell them to make games instead of using Game Jolt as a social media platform:

United States project

Real sans undertale