Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yellow JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Let's compare all the first game's entrances to CM Punk's from "Wrestle Camp 2". Warning: They're all in Nintendo®-Switch™-Capture-quality, due to GameJolt's video-file-size-limit.

Red JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Green Ariana Grande7 (An Alternate Character Model For Use In Her Match aGainst Victoria Justice)

Shiny JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Wild Leak Appeared?!