24 days ago

GUYS...

From now on, I QUIT being a developer. That's right. I'M DONE. I will no longer be a dev. Instead, I will WORK WITH freaking DATABROKERS!!!!

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! I NOW HAVE PERSONAL INFO OF EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON PLANET EARTH!

HAR HAR HAR!


Oh yeah, I ALSO GOT A JOB AT OPENAI!!!

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SEE THIS???? THIS IS NOW THE FUTURE OF HUMANS, BABY!!!

We can now train every single tiny piece of aspect of your lives on our beautiful, wonderful, powerful, piece of freaking technology to that EVERYONE has access to ALL the info.

Doesn't that sound fun?

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No? Well then...

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Sorry to say it, but I have moved on from boring entertainment to...

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B U S I N E S S M A N . . . . . . . . . .

THAT'S the REAL fun.

Your data is ours.

uBlock Origin won't help you anymore.

L o s e r .

We were clever enough to workaround that. HA.

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This is the power we hold now...

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As databrokers...

Because...

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Haha, broke losers, look what I BECOME NOW...

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Everyone:

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Giyu: "..."

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Hehe... Want personalized feeds, guys...?

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"We won't tolerate this anymore..."

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Wait, WAAIIITT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Giyu:

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💦💦💦💦⚔️ - *SLASH*


Alright, I'm done.

April Fools post, btw, if you don't get it at all.



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