this is fan-tastic

shhhh there were no posts to this gamepage you are hallucinating shshh

hungry 3

current list of (expanded) modifiers

added crimes

99% of gamblers quit before the big win

that was so close oml

special events occur every so often which make the game harder for you or do cool things or whatever

minispring here pops in and tells you whats happening (they look better in-game i promise)

Mr Tank

the gamepage is certified haunted

five new accessibility settings have been added if you struggle with the menu effects (this is the most barebones menu possible)