gahh why cant i gain followers fast enough

(not begging for follows but still)

are all of you guys unfollowing me to get in my bio? bc if thats so im not gonna put you guys in my bio

here's my cat :)

whoevers my 100th follower will be in my bio forever

uh... is this new?

:(

my brain trying to comprehend the difference between milk and milk after having a lobotomy for the 31756413rd time

ok.... um.

what

im back at 99 follows again, so y'know.