So yesterday, I asked my good ol' friend @X_Spranp , who is way bigger & more educated DSaF fan than me, if he has any idea of why the hell Michael Jr.(DSaF!Crying Child) is so weird.

Like seriously, if Dave's DSaF 3 tapes were said to be recorded in 1993, then why tf on this image, Mike Jr. literally looks EXACTLY the same as he did 10 years ago, in 1983? He must be at least a teen at this point, yet he still looks like a toddler. Is he immortal? Does he just never ages?

Not to mention that we for some reason can meet him, his older brother Mike Sr./Mikey(DSaF!FoxyBro), as well as all 3 of a Mikey's friends(Freddy Bully, Bonnie Bully & Chica Bully), in both DSaF 1 AND DSaF 2, even tho DSaF 1 takes place in Colorado, while DSaF 2 takes place in Bakersfield, California(+they have lived near FredBear's, meaning that at some point they also were in Reno, Nevada). Are these kiddins just travels around the USA & are trying to visit every single Freddy's joint or smth?

Oh hey, HOW DID HE SURVIVED THE BITE OF '83 EXACTLY?! I mean, yeah, Peter does mention that in DSaF universe, you can just buy a new frontal lob & call it a day, but not only are these frontal lobs expensive as f#ck, but its also seems odd how despite being seemingly sorry for what he done(at least if we assume FNaF 4 mini-games are canon to DSaF universe), Mikey is shown to still treat him like sh#t & kept bullying him & trying to stuff him into animatronics' mouths

And Spranp pointed out how in DSaF 3(& also in DSaF 2 Good Ending, but I still searching where. Yep, Spranpy, im dumb, sorgy ;-;) it is revealed that.....apparently, Mike Jr., Mikey, & even Mikey's friends.....are all just a fricking ROBOTS💀

So yeah, turns out FazBender Ent. NOT ONLY did mass-produced a series of so called "Phone Guys"—hiveminded phone-headed robotic/cyborg clones of Scott Cawthon—the original founder & owner/CEO of the company & "OG Freddy's"(the one from Hurricane, Utah), but they also tried to make these clones seem more "life-like" to the customers & workers by giving EVERY single "Scott" from EVERY Freddy's location his own set of 5 highly-advanced hyper-realistic human-like robots/cyborgs, 2 of which he is programmed to recognize as "his own children", specifically "sons". They even programmed every "Scott" to have a fake memories of "being a divorced workaholic father with 2 sons, both under his ex-wife's custody", & even printed out them all a fake photos of that "family".

And yep, apparently, Mikey(+his friends) & Mike Jr. we saw in DSaF 1 are actually NOT the same as the ones we see in DSaF 2, just like with "Scott"/Phone Guy himself, whose versions from DSaF 1 & DSaF 2 are actually 2 completely separate characters.

And just like how there's over thousands of "Scott" robot clones being made for EVERY Freddy's joint in EVERY town of EVERY state of USA, there's also over thousands of "Mikey" clones, "Mike Jr." clones, "Freddy Bully" clones, "Bonnie Bully" clones, & "Chica Bully" clones, meaning that every Phoney has his own Mikey, his own Mike Jr., & etc., you got me lol XD.

The only thing tho is.....it's still not out of possibility that just like how all of the Phone Guys are just clones of the REAL Scott Cawthon, Mike Jr. & Mikey, as well as Mikey's friends, DID existed as a real people at least some point of time.

Hell, I even have a headcanon/theory that....maybe Mike Jr. we play as in FNaF 4 mini-games, & who we see in BlackJack's DSaF 3 cutscene to became victim of "The Bite of '83", is not just a yet another robot clone....but an OG, REAL Mike Jr., from blood & flesh, with his older brother being an OG, REAL Mikey(whose friends are also an OG, REAL Freddy Bully, Bonnie Bully & Chica Bully), & their father being an OG, REAL Scott Cawthon himself, who maybe really DID had a real wife he ended up divorcing, & who maybe really DID had 2 real sons his ex-wife ended up taking under her custody. Also, it's possible that OG Mike Jr. really did died after the bite, leaving his older bro guilty for life 😭

(also, considering how them both being named "Michael" is a joke about the entire "MikeBully VS MikeVictim" debate in FNaF fandom, maybe Scott only named named ONE of his sons as "Michael", but the company didn't remembered how the other son was named, as who exactly was named "Michael", so they just made BOTH of the clones being named like that).