H1 AGA1N, 1D1OTS

LOOK AT YOUR PATRON TROLL, NOW BACK AT M3

NOW, BACK AT YOUR PATRON TROLL, AND NOW, BACK TO M3

SADLY, YOUR PATRON TROLL 1SNT M3

BUT, 1F YOUR PATRON TROLL STOPP3D TH1NK1NG 1NS1D3 TH3 BOX AND ADD3D A L1TTL3 SPARKL3 AND R1TZ TO TH31R MUNDAN3 EX1ST3NC3S L1K3 1 D1D, TH3Y COULD POSS1BLY B3 L1K3 M3, CRYSTALL1N3COORD1NATOR ( OR1G1NAL WAS BROADWAY KARKAT)

LOOK DOWN, BACK UP

WH3R3 AR3 W3?

W3'R3 ON TH3 S3T OF TROLL PHANTOM OF TH3 OP3RA W1TH TH3 FABULOUS PATRON TROLL YOUR ORD1NARY PATRON TROLL COULD'V3 B33N L1K3

WHAT'S 1N YOUR HAND?

BACK AT M3

1 HAV3 1T F***ASS!

1T'S TWO BLU-RAY DVDS

OF THAT N1C CAG3 MOV13 YOU LOV3

LOOK AGA1N!

TH3 MOV13S AR3 NOW GR1ST!

3V3RYTH1NG 1S POSS1BL3 WH3N YOUR PATRON TROLL K33PS CALM AND US3S H1S JAZZ HANDS!

1'M 1N A BUCK3T!

DOO DO DOO DOO!

*BONK!*