I am the Market Plier.

seeing my friends advertise their games during the lester tellez crashout event and get followers for their games while i try to get them the Goog... way

this is not a spoiler because i don't think anyone has gotten the rare screen in DREADWALKER

(don't ask for the map. i'm keeping it secret for a good reason.)

"Once, war was fought by soldiers. Now, it devours whoever’s left standing. Men, women, children... no one escapes the call."

this interaction has to be one of the top 10 GameJolt moments of all time

(here's the thing I don't make FNaF remakes either)

don't tell jonathan that i'm making a fnaf 2 remake

"One Hundred Hands will be now made in Unreal Engine 5"

installing unreal engine 5 after many years again

#owl my kids banging at the car window

me showing up to tellez's court hearing to promote DREADWALKER E (the others are doing it)