you, me, gas station.

what’re we getting for dinner? sushi of course!

uh oh! there was a ruby in our gas station sushi!

we black out and wake up in a sewer.

we’re surrounded by fish…HORNY FISH

you know what that means, FISH!

the stench drives in a bear.

what’re we gonna do? we’re gonna fight it.

bear fight. bear handed. bear naked?

oh yes please

we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl

then we ride it over to the nearest Chuck E. Cheese

dance dance revolution

revolution? overthrow the government?

uh, I think so!

next thing you know, I’ve reincarnated as Jesus Christ

then I turn myself into a jet, fly into the sun

blackout

do a bump

whiteout which I didn’t know you could do

then I smoked a joint

green out

then I turn INTO the sun

uh oh! looks like the meth is kicking in!

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