You!

You've been nothing but a thorn in my side since day one!

But I am Fantoccio the Great and I'll not... ha!

Be outdone!

Welcome to Fantoccio's spectacular theatre in the pound!

Please excuse my thespian vernacular

When I say: thou ist going down!

I've had enough of you

So time to be my puppet on a string

I've had enough of you

Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything!

Hahaha hey, get back here!

Take that!

Ouch!

Haha missed me!

One step, two step, three step, four, haha!

Now!

The audience is thirsty for fun

Time to run

'Cause now your denouement has already begun!

That means you're done!

We could both be pirates on the sea

You'll swab the deck and play your part for me

Mops galore!

You'd better keep it clean!

Watch out now, my little friend, 'cause Sharkspeare's looking mean!

I've had enough of you

So time to be my puppet on a string

I've had enough of you

Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything!

Hahahaha!

Hey, get back here!

Ow! Romeo's Beard!

Ouch!

Ah! Shakespeare's Bonnet!

For the love of Hamlet!

A battle, like no other

Better move, 'cause here's another!

At least you'll get to see defeat in epic style!

The audience is primed, each attack right on time!

Seeing you entwined is so worthwhile!

But why stop there?

Add a lion, a bear

What's wrong my petite chère? Why don't you smile?

The final act is sure to be a theatrical plot twist worthy of a prize

Want a shot? You better be more tactical

Messin' with Fantoccio is never wise!

I've had enough of you

So won't you be my puppet on a string

I've had enough of you

Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything!

I'm up to here with you

So, why don't you finally face it?

Your fate is sealed!

And everything you do is what I say!

Starting now and everyday

You'll be my puppet, learn to love it

Every word I say, you'll covet!

Start-a-new, stuck like glue

Bid your former self adieu

'Cause I've had enough of you!