i hate being lactose intolerant like just let me consume dairy without destroying the entire toile

if i become president the flag will be lesbian mooninites and the national anthem will be goofy goober rock and you will all get 100k dollars

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also were publicly executing all the bad people in the world and uhh we’ll knight weird al yankovic or something

more art jumpscare (if you scroll to the second pic)

and thats why you should vote me for president

MISO FOR PRESIDENT 2028

i need an autism diagnosis i need to Know whats wrong with me 💔

WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT IM PUBLICLY EXECUTING MY MOM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

im so sleep deprived i am NOT MAKING IT to 20!

what drugs do they put in weezer songs