You've met with terrible fate haven't you?...

There's a rumble in splatsville tonight

New patch

Salmon Run art under construction

Rate how I did

Gearing up for the next match!

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS?

New outfit

Sometimes in salmon run you just gotta accept your fate

You load 60 eggs, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt, cuttlefish don't you call me 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the company store