Nah mate its because he was fat ugly and no one liked him

HELL YEAAAAAAA

Bedrock on my pc was alr messed up enough with the input delay but i just went in creative mode for the zombie horse quest thing and im a floating steve head that blinks rapidly and tilts at angles nothing in minecraft should what is this????

comedy

Wtf

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Why????

No evidence just "its the black one trust"

CMON KID, DONT YOU WANNA BE [[royalty]]

Oh no