Narrator: our story begins not in the living world, but in heaven, where a lonely angel resides

Betty: I don’t get it, none of these angel guys are… for me, I just don’t get it

Narrator: she said to herself while browsing through all the dating sites she visited 

Betty: that’s all of them!? There has to be another

Narrator: she flipped through page after page of dating sites only to find the same results repeated over and over. until she reached page 616

Betty: hey this is a new one!...fire? That’s all it's called? Fire?...okay

Narrator: betty went into the site, set up a profile and realized what she got into

Betty: this is a hell site...these are all demons...I shouldn’t be here

Narrator: betty was about to leave the site when she got a notification

Fire: you have one new message

Betty: I really shouldn’t….well I guess I shouldn’t leave him hanging

Narrator: betty looked at the message 

New BS: was gud gurl

Betty: oh how informal...I like it

“Angel”: nothin much how bout u

Betty: oh I feel so bad

New BS: watcha into 

Betty: oh my this is so exciting 

Narrator: the two ended up talking for hours until eventually…

New BS: wanna video call 

Betty: heck yeah

Narrator: the two turned on their webcams

Brooklyn satan: damn...you’re beautiful

Betty: oh thank you

BS: I don’t think I’ve seen a demon like you before

Betty: oh I’m not demon (whispers) I’m an angel

BS: damn I never thought one of yous would make it to page 616 on god google

Betty: yeah why is it 616 anyway

BS: it's the number for satan

Betty: I thought it was 666

BS: that was a mistranslation, it's actually 616

Betty: interesting

BS: so what brought you to this side of the internet anyway

Betty: I’m… lonely but none of these angel guys are really for me

BS: what? ya into bad boys or somethin

Betty: maybe. I don’t know I’ve never met one 

BS: wanna know what bad boys do

Betty: I’m interested

BS: take yer clothes off

Betty: oh my, naughty are we

BS: they don’t call me satan for nothing

Betty: oh I didn’t know I was in the presence of royalty

God: you are

Betty: EEP!

BS: UH OH!

God: what are you doing on this site

Betty: I’m sorry I’m sorry

God: did you really think I wouldn’t find out I’M LITERALLY GOD!

BS: LAY OFF BUCKO! IT'S HER CHOICE

God: her choice to face the consequences

Narrator:  god pointed his finger at betty and she felt herself phase through the floor, she watched as the bottom of heaven grew more and more distant, on the way down she passed by a purple figure, the two locked eyes for a moment and in that moment a black energy bounced off of the purple figure and into betty. Betty fell through the ground of the living world and landed on the brimstone sidewalk of hell

Betty: agh… oh no!

Narrator: betty looked at her wings to see that half her feathers had faded away to reveal dark reptilian flesh underneath

Betty: I’M A FALLEN ANGEL!

Narrator: a bunch of demons heard her cry and began to circle in

Demon: well well well, lookie what we have here, a fresh fallen angel ripe for the taking

Betty: Leave me alone!

Demon: we got work to do fir-- AH!

Narrator: a wave of fire then blasted the gang away, a figure then walked onto the scene

BS: nice to see you in person

Betty:  SATAN!

BS: uh brooklyn satan I don’t think I got the chance to tell you that earlier, I’m brooklyn satan

Betty: oh right hell is segmented I forgot

BS: lets get ya outta here, fallen angels don’t last long without protection

Narrator: BS then took betty’s hand and walked back to his castle

END