I got a job at ikea but my co workers are sleeping on the job

How yall like my house?

OFFICER I SWEAR IM NOT GOING TO THAT PLACE AGAIN I SWEAR THAT THEY WERE TALKING. DONT TAKE ME TO THE WHITE ROOM

Isn’t he handsome?

I heard the whistle

Dusekkar looks…different

ITS TIME FOR THE ######-###

I named him brownaby :D

Why does he look like the nowhere king from that one show on Netflix

I got fired from Ikea so I work here now