Hey everyone! First of all, thank you for being curious enough to land here. I know there are a million things you could be doing, but you chose to check out my "old joke" turned into a reality. Since you’re here, let’s pull up a chair and talk for a second—no corporate filters, just me being 100% honest with you.

I have to lay all my cards on the table: this game is Brazilian to its core. Why does that matter? Well, it means the humor is... unique. This project actually started years ago as a silly inside joke—the kind of thing you laugh about with friends at 3 AM and think, "Imagine if this was an actual game." Fast forward to now, and that joke has evolved into the project you see before you.

• The Humor: If you aren’t from Brazil, some of the jokes might feel a bit weird or totally random. It’s a specific vibe, a bit chaotic, and very honest.

• The Soul: Even if you don’t catch every cultural reference, the heart of the game is universal. It’s built on that "old joke" energy that keeps us going.

I know a lot of you are wondering if you’ll be able to understand what’s going on. Here is the honest roadmap for languages:

1. Launch Day: We are starting with Portuguese (Brazil). It’s the original language of the joke, and I want to make sure we nail that first.

2. The Goal: I really, really want to add English dubbing (and potentially others) as we move forward. I’m not a big studio with an unlimited budget, so I have to be smart about how we grow. We’re going to see how the journey goes, listen to your feedback, and do our best to make this accessible to everyone.

I’ve wanted to make this project for a long time—longer than I’d like to admit. It’s a massive undertaking for one person, and any support you give right now is like fuel for my soul.

• Follow the page: It sounds small, but seeing that number go up tells me that people actually care about this weird idea of mine.

• Spread the word: If you have a friend who loves indie games, weird humor, or supporting developers who are pouring their lives into their work, please share this with them.

• Engagement: Every like, comment, and share helps the algorithms realize that this "joke" is actually something special.

I’m not just making a game to check a box. I’m doing this because I genuinely love the process, even the parts that make me want to pull my hair out. I’m pouring my time, my humor, and my sleepless nights into this because I want to create something that makes you smile, laugh, or even just say "What on earth am I playing?"

I’m doing this for you. I truly hope you enjoy the ride as much as I’m enjoying the struggle of building it.

Thanks for believing in the joke. Let's make it real.