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The Soupcan Pyro Is A 2Fort Delicacy. They Wonder Around 2Fort and even badlands at times. If you find one, make sure to pick it up by the can.

Recipe 1: Roast

Ok, you have your Soupcan Pyro. First, grab your local scout, and hit the can with his bat. This will knock out the Pyro, So it won't feel any pain. Now, carefully remove the pyro's spine. The spine is connected to the soupcan. Once you have taken the spine out, cut off the pyro's arm/legs. now, cover the pyro in lemon juice. now, preheat your oven to 400 F. now, cut the pyro open and remove the internal organs, and stuff it. the oven should be preheated by now, so put the pyro in there and wait 1 and a half hours. enjoy!

no promise that more recipes are coming, lol