"Loving Will Love Me!!"

Date Published: 4/17/2021

By: @NanGameJolt23

Warning: The following story contains:

Immature content

Sexual Content

Mid-Language

Disturbing Content

Scary Content

and Disgusting content

*Viewer Description Advised*

Chapter 1: Love Was or IS In The Air

The year was 12/29/2001, the world was full of love and happiness. And a sudden weird figure with a heart shaped head had came out of nowhere and said this to me!!!

"Make Love We Will!!" Then I said to myself!!! "OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!" The figure was saying me this like 19 times already last weekend!!! My GOD!!! It was too much for me!!

My sister told me to be careful with that figure across the street. Dear lord this was too much for me!! "HELP!! SOMEONE!?!?! ANYONE!?!? WE HAVE AN EVIL SEXY DEMON ON OUR HANDS!!!" Said a teenage girl across the street. "I'm not a sexy demon god dammit! I'm just a love one that haunts your dreams and make you looooove meeeeee!" Said the strange Love heart shaped head creature/figure.

This figure was so undisputedly cruel!! It was scaring teenagers left and right!! Everyone was sick and tired of this damn figure.

We all must stop it once and for all!!

Chapter 2: It won't stop!!

Many years later!!! It was now 1/22/2009, and weird love heart shaped figure was still making teenagers feeling uncomfortable. We all had realize that figure was named "Lord Loving"!! "Make love we will! Bad doesn't smell!! OOOOoooooh!!! That sexy was you too!!" Lord Loving was just doing that because he wanted to make people love with each other!! But people were saying to him to go away!!

But it was no use!! Lord Loving will never stop saying things about love!! And oh my god!! It gets even more worse!! From the start.

Many more years had past, and it was now 08/10/2021, and Lord Loving was now having fun at his job!!

Chapter 3: Trashy Love Talk

"OH GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!" Said a teenage boy. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! Someone wants to make love someone for!!! Make love start you will for fun having!!" Lord Loving was just saying words all out of order!! People had like no idea what he was saying!!

All I can tell that he was just a love one!

"Hi there pretty. Love I you make you be best of everything!! Make love wish you say be god a dam model from beavers to chop sticks!! Love air will you in will!!"

"Umm? Who are you and what are you doing?" Said a teenage girl that was trying to get coffee.

"Sorry man! I was just trying to make love for you!" Said Lord Loving. "Really?" Asked the 16 year old teenage girl. "Yeah right!!"

"What are you trying to do man? Were you just giving her coffee or just being a bit stupid!?" Asked one of the coffee makers.

Lord Loving had sighed. "NOPE!" Said Lord Loving.

Lord Loving had just went outside and just left for no reason or another. He will be back sooner or later!

"Holy Shit! This world is driving me NUTS!!! Well, this was not I'd had in mind too! BUUUUT!!! It will be do!!! MAKE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WEEEEEEEEEEE WILLLLLLLLL!!!! HA HA HA HAA HA HAAAAAA!!"

The End.......................??????? Never?????

End of story!!!

Hope you all love this weird of a story. If you have any questions or concerns let me know in comments or follow me at @NanGameJolt23 !!!

Well, be safe everyone and let us make 2021 the best year EVER!!!!