ABLIZORM lore in a nutshell

oh uuh sorry for all the posts guys but since ablizorm got to 10000 likes i will reveal microwave lady's name! its STARRYSTORM (not related to ablizorm, they are dating however)

In a valley full of flowers, an eldritch beast arose.

The smell was of rose, yet it was just a pose. Cover the ears! The beast is near.

The cold wind passes by, the leaves on the trees bristle.

Tell me one thing,

Do you hear the whistle?

the goofy ahh fishbowl

it is all just a game isnt it?

straw page

https://ablizorm.straw.page

remember, if you try to kill ablizorm...

hold up this is unironically lore accurate because the player is a worker at ablizorm and this person has a son-

meme idea by @Dayman_bear

"man, i hate mondays"

#Garfield #Art

yeah hashtags are so corny tbh but welp i wanna make this post kinda serious-

we havent posted on the game in a while so uuuhh have this meme