ozzie is over 500 years old,more lore about him will be revealed in the future
orange man doesnt have a father or a mother,he just one day randomly appeared out of nowhere
ozzie and john are best friends(you could have probably already figured that out)
john's full name is johnathan kennedy the III experiment 5337,dont ask why
the sphere on ozzie's magic staff is actually a lollipop(i already revealed this a few months ago but since some of you didnt see that post im resaying it here)
ozzie speaks very rarely,one time he kept screaming "AUGUST 12TH 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE",dont know what that means though
ozzie has a dad,but he died many years ago before he came to earth
john hates vegetables
the orange man played all of the hitman games when he was a kid,thats why he's skilled at being a hitman
ozzie is smart,but like,VERY SMART,people like pretending that he's stupid because he looks stupid,but he's actually not

9 hours ago
Next up
i just realized i didnt do a repost post for too long
FUCK
THAT @Victoree 'S A SPY!
I started this yesterday and never finished it,,
So here it is :D
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