-The Caffeine Attack-

this is a melee. here are the stats:

+30% swing speed

+13% movement speed

-25 max health

next is...

-The Uber Factory-

this is a medigun. here are the stats:

-20% heal rate

+100% uber rate

-3 seconds uber duration

-10% movement speed on wearer and patient

ubercharge grants +20% movement speed and +100% heal rate

after that is...

-The Party Popper-

this is a syringe gun. here are the stats:

+30% movement speed while ubering

-33% damage

-10% movement speed on wearer

this weapon was made by @aryecki . go follow him.