Do not look at the article.. For both our sakes

I've been stuck in the refrigerator of a man named Aaron for 3 years, please send help

I tried to eat a hamburger but the Hamburglar teamed up with the Hamburger Helper to steal it

(Shittiest of Shitposts)

I'm at a friend's and their dog Cocoa is the best goober ever fr fr

Idk. This isn't a particularly "good" render but I just threw it together

Mannequins from Ultrakill. Still fucking love these guys, pure terror

dawko... we talked about this

Ultrakill-demonized my wooden snake :)

"Ready or Not... Here I Come"

I love having an ear infection it's the most fun thing ever. I've NOT been living in hell for the past 4 hours and I've DEFINITELY NOT been to the doctor's for the SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS

Blood?

ze wal

(2nd image is my reference)

it's not meant to be a perfect recreation but it's close enough