--EXPLORER--

-Lever Shotgun: “Terminate your enemies with a fancy flip!”

-Pistol: “One-handed or two-handed? Who cares.”

-Bat: “Swing fast and hit hard. Like my dad always said.”

--ROCKETEER--

-Rocket Launcher: “Quite the American dream!”

-Shotgun: “Ol’ reliable. Gets you and it pumped up.”

-Crowbar: “Gertie Fremont’s weapon of choice.”

--INCENDIARY--

-Flamethrower: “No need for expensive cremation! Alt fire: Compression blast.”

-Sledgehammer: “As useful for breaking bones as breaking spirits.”

--BOMBER--

-Grenade Launcher: “Blowin’ up stuff for funsies!”

-Stickybomb Launcher: “The Tommy Gun’s explosive twin. Alt fire: Detonate all stickies.”

-Broken Golf Club: “May be half-missing but it still does the job!”

--HEFTY--

-Minigun: “A hefty gun for a hefty man. Spins to make stuff disappear.”

-Fists: “Breaks noses without any kind of protection”

--INVENTOR--

-Wrench: “Hit friendly buildings to fix ‘em! A Texas classic.”

-Construction PDA: “Why do they call them buildings when they are already built?”

--DOCTOR--

-Syringe SMG: “Fires lightspeed syringes to hurt the enemy and heal the team.”

-Medigun: “A long gun that can heal your comrades! Alt fire: Deploy UltraCharge (If fully charged).”

-Saw: “Good for more than just surgeries.”

--SHARPSHOOTER--

-Sniper Rifle: “Boom! Headshot.”

-SMG: “You thought I weaken with close range, huh?”

-Kukri: “Quite the beauty at chopping heads.”

--ESPIONAGE--

-Revolver: “Six chambers. Need I say more?”

-Sapper: “Destroys buildings and the sanity of those who build them.”

-Knife: “It’s not just love when you feel butterflies in your stomach.”

-Invis-Watch: “A stupid ass watch that makes you invisible. Doesn’t even tell the time!”