I eat sand.

It's not that bland!

It's always in high demand.

Some think it's bad

But I think it's pretty grand.

But don't misunderstand,

I just like things that aren't that bland.

Plus it's always in hand.

I was scammed 

By a gal in Newland

For several yards of plaid.

This addiction was unplanned.

I wish eating sand

wasn't banned on this land.

Please understand

That I eat sand.

Some believe eating sand is for the damned,

If what they said is exact, I’ll gladly be damned

As long as I get to eat sand.

It’s the only thing that makes me unsad.

It takes me to a new land

But everytime I come back to that land

It’s never as good as the first time I ate sand.