I eat sand.
It's not that bland!
It's always in high demand.
Some think it's bad
But I think it's pretty grand.
But don't misunderstand,
I just like things that aren't that bland.
Plus it's always in hand.
I was scammed
By a gal in Newland
For several yards of plaid.
This addiction was unplanned.
I wish eating sand
wasn't banned on this land.
Please understand
That I eat sand.
Some believe eating sand is for the damned,
If what they said is exact, I’ll gladly be damned
As long as I get to eat sand.
It’s the only thing that makes me unsad.
It takes me to a new land
But everytime I come back to that land
It’s never as good as the first time I ate sand.
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