FOREWORD

Before we get to the lyrics I want to say a few things.

1. This song is a parody of a Turbofolk song. Turbofolk is a genre of Serbian pop folk with somewhat Hyper-nationalist elements.

2. The song being parodied in particular is called "Oj Aljia Aljo". It has some pretty extreme lyrics which is why...

3. ...I decided to turn it into a protest song against Nintendo as I am fed up with them killing fangames and Melee tournaments. I am done with the endless cease and desist letter given to those who distrubute legacy content when Nintendo themselves fail to make legacy content more readily available on modern platforms. Hence why I decided to make a Turbofolk inspired musical tirade against a company that acts against the very people that support them.

Oj Bowser, Aljo

(Original song by Koridor)

(Rewritten by yours truely)

Hey Bowser, Aljo! Father of the NSO

The Japanese will soon turn their back on you

Hey Bowser, Aljo! Take a cold shower

Your friend Reggie is smiling to your face

Hey Bowser, Bowser! Degenerated liar!

Shuntaro will lead you thirsty on the water

Hey Bowser, Aljo! Your profits are so small

Had you kept us happy, they would so be better

There will be no more Cakes made from Peach's golden wheat

Hey Bowser, Bowser! You are awfully mad at us

Because a Serb will not sue all his friends

Hey Bowser, Aljo! Why do you need cash

How many Wii U's you think you'll soon get to have

Hey Bowser, Bowser! You'll lose all your honor

When Shuntaro takes your sheep and he sends back the fat

Hey Bowser, Aljo! Something's wrong with you

You think you are big, but you are oh so small

There will be no more cakes made from Peach's golden wheat

Hey Bowser, Bowser! You have an awful flaw

Because bro, you have chosen the wrong side

Hey Bowser, Aljo! What you gonna do now?

You have been betrayed by Shuntaro's guards

Hey Bowser, Bowser! We too had called you

But you wanted to become the great Iwata

Hey Bowser, Alijo! Maybe you didn't know

You have flown so high but you fell too low

There will be no more Cakes made from Peach's golden wheat