welcome home dude! look, it's pretty noisy and shit but now that youre here there might be some way to tone down the noise, after all, i miss the quiet. we're probably gonna have to use our minds for this or we'll have a big misser.

oh the food? i did that. the kitchen almost turned into a meatshow because the knife slipped while i was cutting the pork, but hey at least its a beauty now! oh, also for some reason the pork had scars but i dont think thats a problem. also, the pork was so difficult to cook that i had to put it in the stove at max and let the fire rise(s), it was kinda sinister.

yo, do you feel that dread? pretty sure its the bathroom tho i had visits today and one went to the bathroom and took a GIANT dump. once i found out and caught him red-handed, he started to runaway. the visits had one last ask, which was "you know that guy? tell him 'don't come back. you suck."