"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

When I finally finish reading the FNAF lore and realize it took 1987 hours to complete:

I hope this works

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box: