buddy chum pal friend buddy pal Chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy-chummy(?) Chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog but I gotta warn you if you take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your [[Ball and socket joint]]

(GASPPPP)

and WOUWZSA wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh do you want that you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture (well, DO YA!?) because friend buddy Chum friend Chum pally pal Chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend(?) pal friend buddy Chum pally friend chump buddy.