4 years ago

HL2 scenario, Breen meets the Consul


*Consul teleports into Breen's office*

Breen: Ah, who are you? How did you get here?

Consul: Hello.

Breen: Ah, hello. I will have to send the transhuman soldiers to escort you OUT if you are not in a high enough rank to be in my offi-

Consul: I am. The true citizen knows that I am of highest rank.

Breen: What? I'm humanity's representative, that's one of the most damn high ranks you can get!

Consul: The Consul says...shut up.

Breen: Ok, I do not know who you are, and why you say you have such high rank, but our benefactors will NOT take kindly to your sudden appearance!

Consul: No, they will. I am of very high rank amongst the Combine, I am the Consul.

Breen: The Consul? There is no rank of "Consul", as far as I know! Our benefactors will not be pleased!

Consul: The Consul says....get out of my office.

Breen: What?! Are you serious, old man?! This is MY office! I will not budge until you prove your point!

Consul: The true high ranking official knows that I am of highest rank.

Breen: What..what do you mean by that?! How about if you're so high rank, that you just stay in my office, and we both manage things!

Consul: Good idea. The consul approves of the idea presented. The consul will now proceed to commence the idea presented.

Breen: Al-alright...god, what is wrong with him?



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