Me when I drink the orange juice that spontaneous combust when it comes into contact with human flesh

MIREN ES EL DRIVING IN MY CAR Y HOMERO OOOUUUGGHGG OOUUGGG OOHHGUU

Did you know CAAACACA Á̸̧̻̙̭̙̑̽̎̅͒̔̎́͌͛̂̅̑̈̾̐͌̉̈́́̑̚Ã̵̗̳͍̳̪̪̰͙̱̙̲̯̲̝̰̫͊̔́̌̿̑́̌̏͜͠A̶̡̛̛̫̞̱̝̼̙̪̲̱͎̗̮̳̭̖̱̗̻̦̱̮͎͍̤͕̝̘̹̿́̾́̓̐͒̈́͒̒̐͊͑̎͂̐̌̑̊͜͜A̴̱̬̋̓̌̍̍͋̎̔̓̂͒͒̊̽͝͝͠Ả̶̛̖̬̠̱̼̏̀̇̌͗͊̍͌̒́̈́̒͒͋̈́̏̋́̔̿̍́̈͑̈́͘͘̚͜͝A̵̡̡̨̛̛̻̦̖̗̰͕͔̤̭͉̰̬̲̖̜̠͇̯̘̐̀̆́͊̾̾͒̒̐̐̂̊̄͊̓̏͐͌̌̉̌̓̉͆̒͘͜͝͠ͅ

Sealed for eternity

"What if she says no?"

They made a fucking sequel

PANCAKES

I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Son. Im gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.