also happy birthday to (this depressed mother fucker) Dr. Evil! He's a happy 95 y/o now!

I JUST READ A TANJIRO X NEZUKO NSFW FANFICTION

"I say we kill the bitch and leave."

"Ight, sounds like a plan."

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My friend says Shinobu is an ugly bitch, while she literally simps for a used tampon (doma)

I AM NOT A MORON

"Brother? I'm not your brother. I've never been your younger brother."

"Nigel ple-"

"No. I'm never gonna be your brother. You always treated me like an outcast. But it's fine. I'm used to it, y'know?"

"..."

"Go Fuck Yourself, Edward."

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STREAM FOR THAT LONG

bro got so mad

Man I love this song