Why would one get the hardest achievement for the game before playing the game itself

It's really fucking hard to see when you play as him because he's so humongous so youre basically forced to be in first person But its cool I think

Why are they Lying?

This is the best skin i've ever invested into

Cool Bear Dance

Nice

i have all of the 7th anniversary people!

I am victorious once again

Sighting

why did they make the frowning face smile