2 years ago

How Dave really got springlocked in MrGold


Spirits of kids: You killed us. Why did you do this? Where is mommy? Where is daddy?

Dave: Shut up you stupid kids! Go be dead! Get the fuck outta he-

Bar of soap: *Magically appears*

Dave: What the fuc-

Bar of soap: *Uses magic to make Dave slip on it and then do a 180 into the MrGold suit and magically clips him into the suit where he lands in an upright position*

Dave: What the fuck just happened?

Golden Alex: *Slaps the suit and activates the springlocks*

Dave: Oh shit gragihgsgds dying noises.

Like somebody, help me shhasukdhaspshfps

Shit I'm coughing blood asuodhasoufhasoiufghadiougaoyifgsayif

*Dead noises*

Spirits of kids: Are we free yet? Is he dead? Like on god? No cap?



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