im so mad at pinterest still

like to think that they thought the sphincter and the brain stem are connected and if you shit hard enough it starts getting jiggy and you die from the inability to handle the fucking swag

Do you think he likes me guys.

ohmy FUCKING god bro there is this one person i hate talking about and i always feel like theyre watching me when they arent??? FUCK MY STUPID DYKE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

im about to end this man's whole career.

can they kiss yet

my text messages lol!

LMAOOOOOOO I GOT CALLED A ZOO ON TWITTER FOR WANTING TO BE FERRIS

can harrod and ferris kiss yet dude

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID