Only work on your game 2 times a month
Keep making devlogs saying that your game will come out very soon when it's actually going to take a long time because you never work on the game
Make 500 side projects and joke games to make sure you won't work on your main game
If your game is a fangame, keep saying it'll be your last fangame when it's actually not
(Optional) Delay you game as much as possible
(Optional) Reboot you game 2-3 times
(Optional) Cancel your game and then uncancel it later
Congratulations, you're now the best game dev ever










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