A lot of people failed the Poos Your Own Adventure and shat their pants and goes to clean their pants out of embarrassment. But this post will help you! In the following ways:

Step 1: Choose Begin, to begin the adventure.

Step 2: Choose map to go to the bathroom.

Step 3: Leave the mall.

Step 4: Go to The Mushroom Kingdom. (Pls don't sue me)

Step 5: Go to the portal.

Step 6: Go to the light.

Step 7: Shit.

Step 8: Put a unicorn poop sticker.

Step 9: Profit.