Me if making analog horror parodies with Pizza as the main focus was a job:

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Our battle will be legendary

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

Another Night At Alex's is cancelled now

I hope this works

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