I got scammed by the digital pig wearing purple clothes and eyeglasses

WHAT THE HECK!?

Sparky looks so goofy without textures LMAOOO

THIS IS ACTUALLY PEAK

...

I thought i'll be stuck at main campaign for ages, but i actually completed it in ONE breath WITHOUT dying...

I'm getting SOMEWHERE...

I HAVE ALL OF 'EM NOW

He's watching you...