the text oh my fucking god

PLEASE tell me this isn't canon

ermmm

holy shit these messages were old

still true but WOW

the fact that you can't comment on update posts

can we not give opinions on the updates now?

absolute cowards

Happy #MarioDay!

Celebrate everyone's favorite plumber by completing our quests.

there we go

it's a party

I'm not dead.

that's it that's the post

ok fine. here have a babby

bye now

https://gamejolt.com/p/the-fact-that-you-can-t-comment-on-update…

really. you deleted the post? just proves my point that you guys refuse to listen to your own community

The Final Stand.

I don't think this can really be called a pizzeria at this point...