https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

When your best friend tell a joke and you laugh in the middle of class and the teacher says your getting a phone call home:

tf

When you get into a fight with another kid and you get suspended:

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S