If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Hi Help wanted!!!!!

Real Gunny

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

Gunny

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie: