Movie Review: A Minecraft Movie

OMEGA: Identification; Aaron. Powers; Flying, Speed & Agility and Glowing. Occupation/Job; Train Specialist.

Aaron, just remember this. You have got to go fast! And make sure you beat any evil adversary in sight. You just gotta beat it, dude! Just beat it! BEAT IT! BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT!

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ME: Hmmm. It appears that I have entered a world that looks similar to my world, except this world is more blocky. I wonder what else is different?

ALL LIVING THINGS KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

And I wouldn't regret doing that one bit, because they would deserve one of my fists in their faces.

The brick mystery truth was revealed.

ORBOT: The boss has been interested in people who run incredibly fast. So he invented this machine that can make you autorun. Would you be brave enough for me to test it? I also heard about it giving you good luck.

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