Who is this? (Wrong answers only)

LE VENCI AL ROARING KNIGHT OTRA VEZ, POR TERCERA VEZ!!

"TRUST ME, KRIS. I'VE BEEN SELLING [[Weed]] SINCE [[1997]]"

Let's see...

IS THAT HATSUNE MOTHERFUCKING MIKU?!

ITS OUT NOW! MY NEW COMMUNITY IS HERE! X3

Hear me out..

GOT COOKED BY THE OLD MAN

Ok Now im actually cooked

IM OLD