I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

I was watching gameplay of Secret Of The Mimic and then the video buffered on this frame

Just take a look at this

How it feels to see grown ass adults on twitter get wild up over some NSFW animation uploaded by some dude named Dickguy12:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

A weird noise happened in my attic today

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Video tape akert

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.