VOX:

"You think your little mockery is gonna make me CWY, that I'm bawling 'bout the past that could've beennn..

LOOK AROUND YOU AL'!! I've been schemin' this whole time—I've got a team, I've got a DREAAM!! Now, all I'm gonna do issss wwinnnnn!!"

*Vox fucking laughs or whatever*

[🎵]

VOX:

"You're in MY house, with MY rules, in MY room, with MY tools—and worse you're at my mercy cursed to watch me take it all!

You've gone ass-up, you're deep-fried, your last luck has run dry—

At last your check has cashed, I'd laugh at how you look so small!

DON'T YOU FORGETTT, YOU'RE ON MY STRINGGG

You can try to squirm and struggle and it won't do a thing, DON'T YOU FORGET!"

ALASTOR:

"You're so OBSESSED with me, to think you need me here to be—your unwilling audience when you lose your marbles in act 3!"

VOX:

"You're huffing glue if you think I won't end this tale a ruler—I'm just like you; except I'm SMARTER, SHARPER, BRIGHTER, NEWER!

So I'll keep your smug ass alive to—"

ALASTOR:

"To show me you're not a loser? [Do you ever shut up?]

DON'T YOU FORGEETTT [Oohh—here he goes,]

YOU AIN'T WONNN YEETTT!! [Ohh, I'm so scared..]

You still need me like you did before—"

VOX:

"So CUTE to think I care??!! [*LAUGHS* sum shi]

Now I'm the MASTER, and your my bottomest BITCH,

NO MORE AL THE HIGH AND MIGHTY NOW THAT I FLIPPED THE SWITCH!

Though, the radio's gone dead you know?

THE SHOW MUST GO ONNN—

BY THE TIME I HAD MY FUN YOU WISHED YOU'D STAYEEDDD GONEEEEE..!!"

[*Heavy gay fucking rutted pants between Alastor and Vox as if they had the most intimate shit ever*]

VALENTINO [Yo, who invited this dude🤔]:

"You two should just FUCK already! [Of course this guy gets THOSE looks from Alastor and Vox😭]

WHAT?! Am I wronngg~?

And can I filmmm ittt~?? [Yes Val go film that shit that would blow with 100M views🥺]"