-The Wooden Barrel-

this is a minigun. here are the stats:

-50% base fire rate

+10% fire rate per second spun up (fire rate caps at 150% and is reset when revved down)

next is...

-The Knight in Heavy Armor-

this is a secondary. it's a wearable item. here are the stats:

+every 5 attacks taken deal 0 damage

+50 max health

+immunity to crits

-75% movement acceleration

-25% max primary ammo capacity

after that is...

-The Mud Mucker-

this is a melee. here are the stats:

+on hit: cover enemy in mud

+30% slower movement speed when enemy is covered in mud

-on miss: hit yourself, idiot.

+100% self inflicted damage resistance

this one was made by @aryecki . go follow him.