My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
8 months ago
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the night before smg4 retires.
It's so fucking peak, follow @PurpleGuyhehehe
for making this masterpiece
yay :D
laughing like a fucking dumbass over this
day one of posting this after Christmas
Jolly gnarpy
rape.
@i-like-glovess
is stealing my memes which i stole rightfully, and morally.
this will not be forgiven and will be met with a force unmatched and very, very evil. This glove guy (if he's even human) WILL, and HOPEFULLY. Stops the mass stealing of my shit.
when you know it's pano_rano but you can't prove it











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