Backrooms director "Kane Parsons" trapped me in the backrooms

Here's proof

Who is this?

Fortnite Pomni:

Happy earlistmas

Mf's with 0.03 GPA and a 7% attendance rate when an explosion kills 10 people in the science lab but they hear the words "school" and "cancelled" in the same sentence:

Vs stev resteved comming soon

When they slandering your team and you're about to leave it at they're right but then you realize that they slander your team in 99% of their posts so you can fire back at them for being unoriginal:

AHOY THERE MATIES!!! STRAP UP YE SELFS BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO FIND THE ANOTHER NIGHT AT ALEX'S UPDATE!!!

Uhhhh here's a full song from vs stev resteved (Hello)

"Yeah so my whole thing is that I'm a stupid idiot and I'm on the internet"