I apologize for my absence.

I once traveled while sitting on a crowded bus

And at some point, the elderly grandmothers began to persuade me to give them a seat, but I didn't pay any attention to them, even when almost the entire bus started screaming.

At my stop, I took my crutches and went to the exit, the bus suddenly stopped, and I was happy that I silenced them all, and they felt ashamed

Only that's how crazy the sleeping grandfather was when he discovered that his crutches had broken

Ох , видил-бы ты то насколько охуел спящий дед когда он проснулся и понял что к его костылям (приделали ноги)

(P.S.) [приделали ноги]=https://youtu.be/h9s1xjHa08U?si=rpmrAz98ugkZpfxS